Arsenic and Old Spice
A Spicy, Floral Blend. Designed to mimic a Saturday morning farmer’s market, this warm blend will remind you of the rich spice smells from fresh baked goods and locally cultivated, ethically harvested flowers being sold by the bunch… You know, if the Saturday Morning Farmer’s Market had a serious attitude problem.
Basically, it’s Market turned up to 11. Lava Red and Black, mottled together to end up looking like
Mustafar a lava planet that isn’t copyrighted by/IP of the most powerful company in the world… For those days when you wanna go hard but still wanna smell Farmer’s Market Hot(TM).
**Funny story, this is all Harpy’s fault. I was chatting with my BFFL trying to figure out what I wanted to make next. I was in the middle of making an Arsenic and Old Lace joke (because I have, objectively, the *best* sense of humor) when it occurred to me that Arsenic and Old Spice would be the PERFECT NAME for a floral/spice blend scent profile. Her response to this was “Uh, yes. I’d use the hell out of that. It’s very hard femme/soft butch. That is my exact jam.” So Harpy, this one’s for you. *smoochies*
Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Sea Salt, Activated Charcoal, Sunflower Oil, Polysorbate-80, alcohol, sodium lauryl sulfoacetate, clay, mica, titanium dioxide, iron oxide, fragrances