The Blood of Thy Enemies (Exfoliating Sugar Scrub)


Exfoliating sugar scrubs are intended to both exfoliate and moisturize at the same time. These luxurious and effective exfoliating scrubs are completely free of gendered and judgmental baggage, and come in 5 oz or 10 oz options.



What do you bathe in? The blood of my enemies.  Okay, but like, what do you wash with? …. The blood of my enemies.

Because everyone deserves to feel like they’re bathing in the blood of vanquished foes… And the government frowns on actually killing/exsanguinating your enemies.

The dark red of venous blood, this sugar scrub has a earthy, spicy scent profile.  Great for cheering oneself up after a hard day in the grind, or for psyching oneself up for the next day of (figuratively) slaying thy foes.  Washes away clean, so there’s no need for alibis.

Pairs well with the matching bath bomb.

Ingredients:  Sugar, Avocado Oil, Shea Butter, Sea Salt, Activated Charcoal, Polysorbate-80, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxide, Fragrances

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5 oz $10.00, 10 oz $18.00


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