Chub Rub got ya down? Summer Heat making you think “Holy Under-Boob Sweat, Batman?!??!?” Gender-affirming garments got ya feeling swampy? Well, we understand, because y’all, the struggle… It is real.
SOYLENT GREEN IS THE VEGAN BLEND!!! That’s right, my dears, the vegan recipe is FINALLY complete! This silky lotion was designed to go on smooth and easy but dry to a powder-like finish. Keeps ya feeling smooth and comfortable for hours on end. Unscented with just a touch of green mica added, because naming the vegan blend Soylent Green made me snort laugh so hard I almost hurt myself.
*The original recipe is The Struggle is Real. If you prefer a more floral blend, try Yass Queen.
Ingredients: Water, Emulsifying Wax, Apricot Kernel Oil, Silk Amino Acid, Glycerin, Jojoba Seed Oil, Arrowroot Powder, Propylene Glycol**, Diazolidinyl Urea**, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate**, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Chromium Oxide Green
**Broad Spectrum Preservative used at a rate of 0.5% Total Net Weight. For more information on this product, please click here.
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